At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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