I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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