you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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