This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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