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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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