I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
