whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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