So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I have already put on my inside pants.
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