In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
