when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Who died my cat blue again?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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