i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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