You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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