very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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