I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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