let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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