I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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