if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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