Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
