I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
