return my video game
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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