Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
only you would photoshop your dick
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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