And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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