I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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