I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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