think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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