haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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