i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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