Even water is tasting like jack daniels
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
