is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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