Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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