I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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