We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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