Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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