kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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