theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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