So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
