how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
