You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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