I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
either way he was missing a nipple.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize
