You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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