Small penises have feelings too.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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