i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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