yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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