I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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