Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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