did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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