its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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