a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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