i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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