i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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