Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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