Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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