I can tuck mytits in my pants
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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